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I Made America Great Again

Walking home from dinner, we came across a small fire lit by someone upset by the day’s events. I feel you, friend. I really do.

But if you’re gonna light fire to this hate-inspired, poorly-manufactured piece of headgear, do it far away from the few trees in my neighborhood. Remember: only you can prevent forest fires.

I’d rather not have to stomp out your hard work again.